Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Sammy Hagar is NOT OK!

I just want to get that out there right away. There is really no excuse for him, or his sound. The fact that his shit was actually released under the name "Van Halen" only compounds the issue. Seriously, what the fuck!? It's a huge problem.

The radio would actually be an alright place to hang out if it wasn't for Sammy Hagar. As it is you are constantly being ambushed by suck. You think you're getting Van Halen, and then you get this clown. It's fucking enough already!! For this reason, I have taken a vow. For the remainder of my days I must be, HAGAR FREE! No matter what the cost, I refuse to listen for more than the few seconds it takes to fly across the room and change the station, shut off, or destroy any device that would attempt to assault me. The time for gnashing teeth and wringing hands has passed. The time when grin and bear it was an acceptable answer has come and gone. This is not the place for tolerance. Because, at the end of the day, tolerance IS acceptance. And there can be no acceptance, for Sammy Hagar. Fuck him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0j0xBfRasw

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